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Author Spotlight: James Perez
James Perez writes about the overlooked rituals of modern life from restrooms to offices to nightclubs with wit that never punches down.
He is the voice behind Occupied and other sharp, empathetic books from Private Moment Press. Equal parts funny and human, his writing lingers long after the laugh.
Mission Statement:
At Private Moment Press, our mission is to entertain, challenge, and inspire readers by creating works that reflect the absurdities of human behavior, confront the complexities of societal issues, and offer transformative frameworks for living. Through humor, insight, and bold ideas, we aim to spark a revolution in the way people think, live, and connect with one another.
We believe in the power of storytelling to act as both a mirror and a map—showing readers who they are while guiding them toward who they could become. Our imprint is dedicated to producing books that balance wit with wisdom, laughter with reflection, and critique with hope, ensuring every reader feels seen, empowered, and motivated to embrace change.
From visionary frameworks for personal and societal transformation to sharp comedic observations and thought-provoking explorations of systemic issues, Private Moment Press is committed to leaving the world better than we found it. We strive to foster empathy, self-awareness, and interconnectedness, reminding readers that change begins with the courage to see things differently.
Core Values
Versatility: We create works that entertain, educate, and inspire, showcasing the full spectrum of human experience.
Authenticity: We approach every topic with honesty, nuance, and a commitment to truth.
Empowerment: We aim to equip readers with the tools to reflect, grow, and transform their lives.
Connection: We foster a sense of shared humanity, emphasizing the importance of empathy and interconnectedness.
Impact: We strive to spark meaningful change, both individually and collectively, through the power of ideas.
"Stories That Reflect, Ideas That Transform."
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Occupied: A Field Guide to the Quiet Angst of Public Restrooms
By James Perez
Discover the hilariously awkward world of public restrooms—where silence is sacred, eye contact is forbidden, and dignity hangs by a thread.
In Occupied, James Perez takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the unspoken rules, rituals, and shared anxieties of public bathrooms. From the delicate art of choosing the right stall to the tactical timing of handwashing, this book dives deep into the quirks and absurdities of one of humanity’s most universal experiences.
With sharp wit and relatable humor, Perez explores:
The Great Silence: Why we all pretend to be invisible the moment we step inside.
The Fear of the Fart: The lengths we go to avoid breaking the acoustic truce.
Urinal Etiquette: The sacred geometry of spacing and the quiet solidarity of men at the wall.
Handwashing Theater: How we perform hygiene for an audience of strangers.
International Toilet Tourism: What public restrooms reveal about culture around the world.
Whether you’re a seasoned restroom tactician or someone who’s just trying to survive the next awkward encounter,
Occupied is your ultimate guide to navigating the tiled battleground of shared spaces.
Why You’ll Love This Book:
Relatable Humor: Perfect for anyone who’s ever hesitated before flushing or timed their cough to cover a sound.
Cultural Insight: A fresh perspective on how bathrooms reflect our shared humanity—and our deepest insecurities.
Universal Appeal: Public restrooms are everywhere, and this book makes them hilariously unforgettable.
Swipe. Sip. Repeat.
Dating in the modern world is a strange choreography — equal parts hope, humor, and the quiet panic of wondering if you’re the only one still pretending to have fun.
From the bars where playlists become love languages to the bathroom stalls where we hide from small talk, James Perez maps the awkward, electric, and unfiltered moments that make up today’s connections. With the same wit and observational honesty as his debut Occupied: A Field Guide to the Quiet Angst of Public Restrooms, Perez turns his lens on nightlife, dating apps, and the human need to matter to someone — even if only for a night.
Warm, funny, and painfully relatable, Swipe, Sip, Repeat is part memoir, part social commentary, and all heart — a guide for anyone who’s ever stayed out too late, sent the risky text, or stared at a typing bubble that never became words.